Only In Florida: 02 Caravan El Camino, Excalibur, and 51 Ford Ranchero
A Dodge Caravan El Camino, an Excalibur and a ’51 Ford Ranchero walk into a bar. The bartender says…I picked the wrong week to stop huffing paint. Wow. Tipper Matt C (who found this by searching for who knows what) put a crisp summary of the seller’s faceplace marketbork listing here: A Dodge Caravan pickup conversion for $9000, looks fairly well done. A ’51 Ford also converted to a pickup for $12000, looks like more of a hack job. And wait, there’s also an Excalibur kit car for $13000, looking like a prewar Mercedes that has put on a considerable amount of weight and been stuffed full of seriously downmarket interior. In other words, like a typical Excalibur.
From the seller:
2000 Dodge Grand Caravan Minivan 4D
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Vehicles
Listed 18 hours ago in Panama City, FL
About This Vehicle
Driven 75,000 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: Green · Interior color: Grey
Fuel type: Gasoline
16.0 MPG city · 23.0 MPG highway · 19.0 MPG combined
Good condition
Seller’s Description
2002 Dodge Caravan ‘Camino Style’ PRICE IS AT THE BOTTOM OF LISTING ((1 of 1 built)) – full power 6 cyl auto ,pdbrakes ,p.steering cruise,tilt air,-unique .chrome wheels.95% done.driver now..Not for the shy person,,this draws attention moving or sitting at a light. might trade ! PRICE IS 9K or serious serious ”offer.”.Also have my Excalibur Convertible -all GM power train- V8, auto, ps , pdb, tilt ,deluxe interior 6 wire wheels with Cooper Wide white wall tires. luggage rack,perfect top with custom boot. and more ,,, must see – 13k was 18k now 13k. Also a 1951 FORD custom built ”1 of 1 ‘Ranchero Style -$12K—Consider pre 1972 trades ,no cycles, atv, motor homes, ugly dogs or your ‘X’ wife–ok, will consider if she owns a liquor store ‘smile’.
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What’s that stubby Cadillac with the pointy fins in front of the 51? We’ve had one of those on here, right?
That’s a 1993-2003 Camaro with a 57 chevy bel air body kit called a Belaro. Sadly, it has nothing to do with Ravel’s Bolero.
http://www.easyrods.com/belaro.html
More like Cyrus’ Achy Breaky Heart!
Kinda sorry I asked.
I had that pop up in my feed without searching. You know how Facebook’s algorithms, if you start clicking on conspiracy theories, start serving up increasingly bonkers conspiracy theories until you get to things that Q herself thinks are too paranoid? I’ve trained the algorithms to do the same for me, only with cars.
I used to work for a company whose name suggested that it was either a demolition contractor or an anarchist group and got served mostly ads for demolition equipment and supplies. Also random anarchist things ( the anarchists are terribly disorganized you know, because anarchy ) Fascinating stuff!
I was particularly impressed with the giant hammer on a track laying vehicle that could be remotely controlled by an app on an iPhone from anywhere in the world. Also on offer was â€Demolition Grout†which could only be described as a slow motion explosive that you put into bore holes where it slowly expands demolishing any concrete structure.
Perfect gifts for the 12-year-old who has everything!
I can only imagine what watchlists I am on even without all the anarchist stuff.
An anarchist who *knows* what he wants and knows how to get it? I feel a song coming on.
The Grainger catalog is always a good start
Johnny Rotten supposedly preferred McMaster-Carr, but that’s probably bollocks.