Mostly Positive: 2016 BMW i3

I think I might have inadvertently implied that Tesla drivers (and owners of electric cars in general) were (or are) pompous, self-aggrandizing douchebags and that was…well…unfortunate. Sometimes this keyboard gets ahead of my good sense and I want to apologize by posting this next electric car and saying some nice things about the owners of cars driven by electrons. So I’m sure that the next owner of this BMW i3 will enjoy the extended CPO 100k warranty while driving around in a luxurious electric compact pod thing with a range extending gasoline engine. Looks like a great daily driver to augment your collection of El Camino’d LS1 powered Volkswagens. Find this 2016 BMW i3 offered for $14,995 in Spring Valley, NY via eBay.

From the seller:
With Range Extender
Mint Condition
Only 32,000 MilesWhat you are looking at, is a very unique offer. Certified Pre-Owned 100,000 Mile warranty that is transferable through BMW for $295.00.
We recently tapped the car in front of ours and the other driver insisted on calling the Police. There was absolutely no damage whatsoever but there is a bad carfax which we are in the process of disputing. Picture are available upon request. This car is fun, fast and reliable. The range is around 60 miles with electricity and another 60 with the 2 gallon backup. Please feel free to call with any questions or to amke an appointment to see the car

Item specifics
Condition: | Certified pre-owned |
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Seller Notes: | “This is a one of a kind car. Beautiful Interior/Exterior. Buy With Confidence! BMW Certified.†|
Year: | 2016 | VIN (Vehicle Identification Number): | wby1z4c5xgv508996 |
Mileage: | 34373 | Model: | i3 |
Fuel Type: | Electric | Vehicle Title: | Clean |
Make: | BMW |
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I have always kind of liked these. The US needs more garden Ed small cars. Unfortunately the one person I knew who had one was a, ahem, ah, douchebag. But, no really, I do like these. I wish they weren’t so expensive. This seems like a pretty good deal.
“garden Ed small carsâ€
?
Goddamned. (Thanks spell-check for trying to clean up my mouth)
Ah, I was thinking you had some sort of horticultural education thing in mind.
Queue up “ You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.â€
Dorothy Parker, When asked to use the word “horticulture” correctly in a sentence
1) Happy Father’s Day ya’ll, and
2) remember this?:
https://www.thedrive.com/news/36119/the-los-angeles-police-departments-fleet-of-bmw-i3s-is-up-for-sale
How do you “tap” the car in front of you with a windup toy?
I came for the dad cars, is this a dad car?
Not actually sure what a dad car is these days.