Makin Me Furious, Fast: 1965 Ford Mustang Accord


If you are car guy you’ll notice it right away. There is something wrong with this next feature car. It looks like a 65 Mustang…but the wheels are in the wrong spot. Way wrong. Is the the image AI generated? Additional investigation determines that this car is less the product of digital manipulation and more the product of beer and welding fumes. Underneath the Mustangish body is the chassis of a 2005 Honda Accord and countless hours of welding, bending, spackling, and zip-tying. Fun fact, most Mustangs have a 5×4.5inch wheel bolt pattern and so do late model Accords. Find this 1965 Ford Mustang Accord offered for $15,000 in De Soto, MO via fakebook zerqcrisp.

From the seller:
1965 Ford mustang Coupe 2D
$15,000
Listed a week ago in De Soto, MO
About This Vehicle
Driven 288,000 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: Blue · Interior color: Tan
Fuel type: Gasoline
3+ owners
This vehicle is paid off
Seller’s Description
Make an offer or trade offersMOST RELIABLE FORD IN MISSOURI !!!!!!
AND BEST LOOKING HONDA65 shell mated to a 05 accord ( aka. The Honda stang)
K24 / auto
Runs and drives good
Coil overs
New pads , rotors, calipers all 4 corners
Ac, heat, cruise control, 10.5 in radio
Clean title in hand in my name
Titled as a 65 mustang (c code )
Could use some finishing touches ( wipers)
I daily drive it




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The seller must be related to the designer of the nautical Gremlin from the other day.
Looks better than this guy, who butchered both the Stang and the E39 BMW he mounted it on:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3yFf1xkplY&pp=ygUMQ2FzZXkgY3VzdG9t
It’s the uncanny valley of auto mashups.
Too bad the wheelbases and hard points didn’t line up better, instead this guy built a turducken.
I bet the reaction videos at car shows are pretty funny.
Anyone else read the title in Ben Stiller’s voice from Mystery Men?
I’m always baffled when I see somebody take such a terrible idea and execute it so well. I might understand if this had a stick shift and a turbo, or combined an Accord and Mustang by doing a RWD K swap with a built motor that revs to 8000 RPM. But going to all this work for it to drive like a base model, high mileage, slush box Accord?