Low Miles, No Soul: 2002 Chrysler Sebring

This next car comes as a tip from Matt V who writes; it would be harder to find a worse car in better shape…perfection! Wow. This is indeed a prime example of the prettiest turd in the punch bowl, the nicest way to die, the least venomous scorpion, the best New Kids On The Block album, the least abusive Baldwin brother, the best preserved zit stain on a bathroom mirror. Okay, maybe I’m being unfair to the Sebring — it does sit on a chassis that was derived from the Eagle Talon/Mitsubishi Eclipse platform and the 2.4 liter EDZ DOHC 4-banger isn’t the worst engine you could buy in 2002…but when I could pick my rental car, I’d always avoid these soulless appliances like the plague. Still…this one is in remarkably good condition for the age. Find this 2002 Chrysler Sebring offered for $5500 in Fremont, CA via craigslist.

From the seller:

2002 Chrysler Sebring
condition: like new
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

Hi selling my 2002 Chrysler Sebring with only 37k original miles runs great no mechanical issues what’s so ever Clean title in hand one owner currently registered never been in any accidents always well maintained very clean inside and out non smoker automatic transmission has 2.4 liter engine asking $5,500 or best offer

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