The last time I posted a Tercel, I made the mistake of calling it a Corolla…which CFlo caught and pointed it out. So this time I’m calling it a Turdcel, because even though this next car might have some wicked SR5 stripes on the side and louvers to die for…it’s got a seriously scuzzy headliner and a case of paint psoriasis that’ll take more than the potentially deadly ointment they are always trying to sell me in commercials (you know the one where the lady is running around in shorts and playing tennis and the calm doctorish voice warns you about fungal infections and travel from certain third world countries — are they reading my browser history, how do they target these ads on the TV so well??) Anyway…I wish this car was more of a survivor and less of an active patient. Find this 1982 Toyota Tercel SR5 offered for $2999 in Suwanee, GA.
From the seller:
1982 Toyota Tercel
title status: clean
For sale nice vintage and rare 1982 Toyota Tercel with 5speed manual.
Good running car and all original.
We are moving and don’t have space to keep it.
No emails or scammers please.
Calls or texts only!
See a better way to drive something with louvers? firstname.lastname@example.org