I know what you are thinking. You need this next item. You need these sneakers to go with your ’91 Camaro (okay, this is more a ’96 Z28), Members Only jacket, and mullet. Ignore the fact that your size 11 feet will spilling out of the sides like a pound of strawberry jelly between two pieces of Wonderbread. Just don’t get them dirty…but if you do, tie them together and toss over the nearest telephone wire like its 1999. Find this 1990ish Pair of Chevrolet Heartbeat of America Sneakers Size 6.5 with starting bid of $25 in Arrington, TX via eBay with 2 days to go.
From the seller:
Fastlane Footwear Chevrolet The Heartbeat of America Sneakers Size 6 1/2. Condition is “New”.
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