St Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, for couples, for people who have somebody else — but what if you are single? What does the world or the internet have to offer you? What if you don’t want a mate or kids or all the responsibility that comes with a relationship? Maybe you are the sorta guy/gal who prefers to spend your time in the garage than sitting on a love seat or you don’t want to worry about getting home from work on time…then this next car is for you. I can’t think of a better car for the single person, and it’ll certainly keep you single for a long time. It’s not just repulsive to the opposite sex, it will also keep you busy enough that you won’t find time for flirting or dating or any of those other things that people who don’t spend their time rebuilding spherical suspension components from your Citroen. Find this 1988 Citroën CX TRS22 offered for $12,500 in Alpharetta, GA via craigslist. Tip from FuelTruck.
From the seller:
1988 Citroen CX
cylinders: 4 cylinders
paint color: white
title status: clean
For sale is my Citroen CX TRS22, Euro spec, 5-speed manual, sunroof. The car is in good condition and no rust in the typical areas (rockers, windshield base, etc). I owned the car for the past 5 years and bought it from the guy who brought it to the US and kept it for like 15 years. During my ownership I had replaced all spheres, timing belt, thermostat and various cooling pipes. Brakes and tires are great, Michelin tires have about 5k miles on them.
The suspension works as it should and makes every drive joyful, car raises and lowers as it should, Diravi steering works well. Paint is original, interior shows great, dash is great.
The car is joyful to drive, a lot of attention anywhere you go,
I don’t need any support or help selling the car. Please call for additional details.
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