Happy Halloween: 1994 Chrysler LeBaron
Happy Halloween to all DT readers out there: Those who are still young enough to dress like a super hero, and those who are still young enough to dress like an idiot (male) or harlot(female) and, of course, those who are old enough to look like a ghoul without dressing up. Today is the scariest day of the year because we feature horrorods, so I’ll just put this 1994 Chrysler LeBaron offered for $1000 in Reno, NV via craigslist. Tip from Rock On!
From the seller:
1994 chrysler lebaron convertible
cylinders: 6 cylinders
title status: clean
PRICE IS FIRM
beautiful and rare car that I am so sad to have to sell.
this lebaron was a project car, rebuilt engine and transmission, thousands in after market parts. a lot of love went into this vehicle. Selling because I bought a new project vehicle. Odometer reads 111,000 but rebuilt engine carries only around 53,000.
mileage is more accurately around 53k because of the rebuild
many after market parts
free amp will come with it
Alternator needs replaced, not currently running
Passenger door needs to be adjusted (does not open)
Battery needs to be unplugged when parked or it will die
See a better way to terrify the neighbors? firstname.lastname@example.org
Cadillac tail lights have been a favourite of customizers since they first came out in 1959. Whoever thought that they would look good on this rear spoiler should really keep away from the crack pipe.
So what does this convert into and does it require a full moon?
Oh, and the missing link
derp. Thanks for pointing out the missing link. Wait. I AM THE MISSING LINK.
There are many ways to quickly blow a grand in Reno… this is the least recommended.
“I chopped a car in Reno, just to see it die”
“If i hear that horn-a-blowin, I hang my head and cry”
I bet there’s rich folks eatin’
From a fancy dining car
They’re probably drinkin’ coffee
And smokin’ big cigars
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn’t leave much to ma and me
Just this old LeBaron and an empty bottle of antifreezy.
Now, I don’t blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me “Kaibeezy”.