Happy Halloween: 1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse
Happy Halloween DT readers, I do hope you are enjoying the festival of All-Hallows’-Eve. Today is the day when kids dress up as their favorite super hero, young adults dress down in sexy fill-in-the-blank costumes (hey, nice sexy Donald Trump outfit lady), and old people subsidize the candy, dental, and insulin industries — basically a win-win-win for everybody! Here, we celebrate Halloween with ghoulish rides like this 1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse found here on eBay offered for $3500 buy-it-now in Alberta, KS.
There is a whole segment of people who enjoy cruising around in a hearse, but unfortunately I am not one of them. However, this car would make an excellent start for a Cadillac CrewCabamino, just take a Sawzall to that vinyl top piece, add a pickup style window and presto — you are in business.
See another car you would racheroize? firstname.lastname@example.org
As far as I'm concerned being driven to one's grave in a front-drive Cadillac is the ultimate humiliation.
That's why my last will and testament specifies that my final ride will occur with me supine in the back of my ES. If it is good enough for Snow White then it exceeds my narcissistic post mortem needs by an order of magnitude.