Hannibal Twin-Ninja: 1990 Toyota MR2
Fate took me through a whirlwind of emotions with this next ride. First, I was excited to see that not only did the seller have a sweeeeeet fender flared MR2, but also a long wheelbase Duggar van, a motorcycle powered 3-wheel Smart Car, and a shortened cab-less vintage pickup (probably also motorcycle powered). However, the really strange part in my journey happened when I opened the other photos of the StarWars styled MR2. Find this 1990 Toyota MR2 Twin-Ninja offered for $5000 in Roundup, MT via metaface bookingmart. Tip from Powershouse.
Inspecting the engine bay, I found no engine. Just some sketchy welded pieces of metal, wiring, and some half shaft looking things.
Wait. Why do those half shaft looking things have what appear to be bike brakes/clutches on them with rods actu–wait. Those are motorcycle handlebars. That’s two cable actuated clutches attached to a single rod, this thing has two separate motorcycle chassis attached under those giant flares. TWIN MOTORCYCLE POWERED DEMONSTRATION OF DOMINANCE!!! Someone needs to take this to the nearest 24 Hrs of LeMons race stat. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
From the seller:
1990 Toyota mr2 Coupe 2D
$5,000
Listed 12 weeks ago in Roundup, MT
About This Vehicle
Driven 123,456 miles
Manual transmission
Exterior color: Red · Interior color: Blue
Fuel type: Gasoline
1 owner
This vehicle is paid off
Seller’s Description
Toyota MR2 conversion project has 2 Kawasaki ninja zx 10r street bikes on the rear ones a 04 and the other is an 07 it is almost finished but lost interest needs gear reduction call [hidden information] leave message if no answer
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“This vehicle is paid off”
I can only assume that this means appropriate bribes to the lady at the DMV
I can only imagine going to your local credit union to get a loan to buy this.
“What kind of car”
“Ummm, twin Kawasaki Ninja powered Toyota MR2”
This may be as crazy as the Hannibal, but it looks a lot less solidly put together (even accounting for the time one of the engines fell out). This one looks more like a test ride would start with “Gentlemen, I intend to cover the measured mile in five seconds!” and end up landing somewhere in a farm well away from the nearest road.
Ok, I think we need a D Turismo car club where we chip in on these bizarre cars and have a lot of fun with them. Where else can your “ride” TWO Ninjas at once in the total safety of a cage?
Well, Mister Two was never more descriptive.
I’m lost. Whats the purpose of the inside steering wheel? How does this work? Somebody submit a schematic please.
Let’s just not tell any of our life insurance agents about this new car club…don’t want my premiums jumping up like the cost of gasoline.
TwiNinja. Has there ever been a more appropriate vehicle for taking your chances on the wall of death?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcFhyy2kgdo
Wow, that was not a rickroll, but that was the strangest trip to youtube I’ve taken in a while.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a song where the lyrics have less matched the instrumentals since the Muppet Band covered NWA’s Straight Outta Compton.
Great song, and Lillian La France pictures too!
I had never seen the lion before.
I wish someone would do a Lillian La France movie.
Now we know where Sid from Toy Story is spending his adult years.
I always think “I wish this was closer” today finally something from Montana and I am thinking “I wish this was further away.”
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!