Ham & Cheese: 2014 Chrysler PT Cruiser


New England was a very normal state until the spread of Harbor Freight stores in the early 2000s. Residents aren’t sure what happened to the inspection sticker worry days of yesteryear, but the car guy mantra became: If the hood does not fit over the engine, remove most of the hood. If the bumper does not fit, fabricate something from boat trailer parts. If the radiator needs airflow, expose it to the entire town. In most of America, a chopped-up, V8-powered PT Cruiser with its face peeled open would be considered a cry for help. In Massachusetts, it is just what happens when a man with a driveway, a tax refund, and three months of winter starts thinking too much. Find this 2014 Chrysler PT Cruiser offered for $8995 in Westfield, MA via faceler chrysmarket. Tip from Cory.

From the seller:
2014 Chrysler coupe
$8,995
Listed 11 weeks ago in Westfield, MA
About this vehicle
Driven 2,000 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: Black · Interior color: Grey
Fuel type: Gasoline
Excellent condition
Clean title
This vehicle has no significant damage or problems.Seller’s description
HOT ROD- 2014 Pro built MOPAR 383
Up for sale is my meticulously custom-built HOT ROD. This car was finished in 2014. MA D.O.T. inspected, currently registered; turn key vehicle. CLEAN Massachusetts Title in hand.
Engine / Drivetrain – Mopar 383 with Edelbrock 4-barrel carburetor, push button automatic transmission, 8 ¾ rear end.
Runs cool, drives straight. Ready to Show. It’s a unique piece of functional art. This car is a proven winner taking best in class at local car shows. Adventure awaits, life’s to short to drive boring cars for fun.


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So . . . did he not feel like integrating the drivetrain into the shell and so he just jacked the back end up clear of the drivey bits?
Dang.
So, all I need to do is capitalize the words, and … it turns into a HOT ROD!?
Think of all the cool stuff we could change just by turning the CAPS LOCK ON.
WOW.
IT’S JUST SO AMAZING.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
MC DONALDS IS GIVING AWAY FREE HAMBURGERS!
GAS IS NOW 99¢ A GALLON!!!
SO MUCH TRUTH IN JUST ONE LITTLE BUTTON!
-STAN (WHO IS TRYING TO FIND THE CAPS LOCK… BUT I’M IN THE DARK HERE…)
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ah. there it is.
This PT Cruiser is WINNING
“Chrysler coupe”
C’est découpé.