Godessecrated: 1964 Citroën DS

A teacher in middle school used to say “if you don’t have anything nice to say, you might be a custom car critic” which makes more sense than the other nonsense the teachers would try and tell us. This next customized Citroen starts with a whaaaat is that pile on the hood and then continues to some kind of bulbous shape in the rear. I could get past the tetradactyl poop covered hood, but the crazy women’s shaped anatomy that is bursting out of the car like the incredible Hulk is making it hard for me to only say nice things. Find this 1964 Citroën DS offered for $6,000 in San Dimas, CA via gasgas deeesssbook.

From the seller:

1964 Citroen ds
Listed a day ago in San Dimas, CA
About This Vehicle
Driven 10,000 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: Gold · Interior color: Green
Seller’s Description
Her name is Athena she’s looking for a new home last fired up 2 years ago. She will run but needs tank drained cleaned at least. Open to trades

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