From Another World: 1991 Ford Festiva

Where do I start? Flames? Teardrops? White walls? Spinners? Lake pipes? (had to duckduckgo that last one). And are those cop spotlights? WHAT AM I LOOKING AT???!?!??! Why does this car exist and from what galaxy did it travel via wormhole to visit ours? Find this 1991 Ford Festiva offered for $7500 in New Oxford, PA via faseface vacevase.

From the seller:

1991 Ford festiva
Listed 2 days ago in New Oxford, PA
About This Vehicle
Driven 211,900 miles
Manual transmission
Exterior color: Red · Interior color: Grey
Fuel type: Gasoline
This vehicle is paid off
Clean title
This vehicle has no significant damage or problems.

Seller’s Description
1.3 4 cyl 5 speed OD AM/FM CD stereo, Tack Front Disc Breaks Power, Rack and Pion Steering, custom interior, old school look,
Flames teardrops, wide white walls, spinners, lake pipes. If listing is up, vehicle is still available.

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