From Another World: 1991 Ford Festiva
Where do I start? Flames? Teardrops? White walls? Spinners? Lake pipes? (had to duckduckgo that last one). And are those cop spotlights? WHAT AM I LOOKING AT???!?!??! Why does this car exist and from what galaxy did it travel via wormhole to visit ours? Find this 1991 Ford Festiva offered for $7500 in New Oxford, PA via faseface vacevase.
From the seller:
1991 Ford festiva
$7,500
Listed 2 days ago in New Oxford, PA
About This Vehicle
Driven 211,900 miles
Manual transmission
Exterior color: Red · Interior color: Grey
Fuel type: Gasoline
This vehicle is paid off
Clean title
This vehicle has no significant damage or problems.
Seller’s Description
1.3 4 cyl 5 speed OD AM/FM CD stereo, Tack Front Disc Breaks Power, Rack and Pion Steering, custom interior, old school look,
Flames teardrops, wide white walls, spinners, lake pipes. If listing is up, vehicle is still available.
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I’m on board with everything but the horrible steering wheel. It turns my stomach.
The wheel is something special.
With all this dress-up effort, I’m a bit surprised it apparently still has its original 1.3L engine, when any Mazda B-family engine should swap right in, right up to the Mercury Capri roadster’s 1.6L 16v turbo B6T engine with 132 hp.
The first thing I thought of when I saw this was, “Ok, this must be from Chatgtp (or whatever)” well maybe it isn’t outlandish enough?
The dismissiveness! Shocking. Have you never seen a midget with a ducktail, rolled up wife beater sleeves and jeans?
For some reason, that steering wheel fits right in.