El Chupacamino: 1985 Chevrolet Caprice Pickup

People always say that “children are the future,” but let me tell you, that is a load of horsepucky.  The future for all of us is a one-size-fits-all pine box or an 1800 degree oven (aka Cajun burial), but before that, statistically speaking, you are a gonna spend some time reclining in a hospital bed while people prod and poke your internals. Then those worthless kids are gonna pull the plug on your atrophying corpse and start dividing your stuff into lots.  To make things worse, children (yours too) are foolish and do really stupid stuff, just look at what this next kid did. He (she?) took a 1985 Chevrolet Caprice and turned it into some kind of El Chupacabra / El Camino custom, find it here on eBay for $14,500 buy-it-now, located in Jacksonville, FL.

The next time Bono puts together a rock concert to save the children, just remember what they are capable of given enough time and resources.  You’d like to think that all those saved children will be out solving cancer (BTW– it will be cancer that’s killing you in the above mentioned death bed scenario) but instead they will be building hideously deformed custom pickups.

On a positive note, it looks like JC Whitney made a few bucks on this thing, so with any luck that’ll help bolster the economy for this next quarter. 

I don’t even know what to say about this.  If you see another custom Hell Camino pickup…don’t email me, sent it to those other guys, they like that kind of stuff.