Duct Tape Life: 1998 Ford Escort ZX2 5-Spd

This next car is the ultimate example of the car you show your kids when they get a C in high school chemistry class. “Listen little Jonny, this is the car you are going to drive when you grow up because you won’t be able to afford a Porsche on the salary you’ll get as a greeter at Walmart.” The truth is that Jonny could do a lot worse. He could get a degree in Memeology from an out of state college that sets him back $250k and then lease a new Hyundai Genesis and live pay-check to pay-check in a condominium with ridiculous monthly fees. He’d probably have been better off working his way up to daytime manager at the local Walmart and driving a sweet 90s Radwood approved beater while living in grandmas basement. Find this 1998 Ford Escort ZX2 5-Spd offered for $1950 in South Jersey, NJ via craigslist. Tip from ME.

From the seller:

1998 ford escort zx2
condition: excellent
cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 95346
paint color: green
title status: clean
transmission: manual
type: sedan
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This car runs drives looks great. 4cyl 5spd 95k. $1950 the price is firm. Call John at xxx-xxx-xxxx This is a cash sale. The price is Firm. No low ballers. We do not finance. $1950 full price no hidden fees.

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