Dream Car? 1997 Oldsmobile Cutlass
This next car is offered by the seller as a “dream car for sale!” Dream car? A late 90s Oldsmobile. Okay, I’ll bite. But I’m not the typical car buyer. I purposefully searched craigslist for the word “Oldsmobile” and then sorted for late 90s examples that I knew would be super cheap. So maybe, yup, maybe this is a dream car. Find this 1997 Oldsmobile Cutlass offered for $3,900 in Pasadena, CA via craigslist.
From the seller:
1997 oldsmobile cutlass
condition: excellent
cylinders: 6 cylinders
drive: fwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 80400
paint color: red
size: full-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: sedan
🔸 Ultra-low mileage, only 80400 miles;
🔸 Clean title, excellent maintained;
🔸 Registration until March 2023;
🔸 I am the second owner;
🔸 V6 engine (3.1 L);
🔸 Bluetooth audio system;
🔸 A/C works great;
🔸 Cruise control;
▪️ New brakes;
▪️ New steering rack;
▪️ New subframe;
▪️ New A/C Compressor;
▪️ New battery;
▪️ New hubs;
▪️ Fresh wheel alignment;
▪️ Fresh oil.
I bought the vehicle for myself, excellent care was provided.
Selling since I’m getting a new car.
You know that dream where you are on a fixed gear track bike with no brakes on a mountain road being chased by raccoons and a you come around a corner and you see a huge puddle of corn syrup, and you think to yourself “Oh this is great! Raccoons love corn syrup! Everything is going to be fine!“ But then you realize that the corn syrup is iced over and you start sliding on the frozen corn syrup pond followed by crazed raccoons, angry that when they try to partake of the corn syrup, their tongues merely stick to it. Then when you think all is lost there’s a car coming around the corner and when it serves to avoid the raccoons you realize it’s going to hit you.
So is that the dream car we’re talking about here because it sure looks familiar.
“Selling since I’m getting a new car”
I’m dying to know what the “new” car is…
The best part of this listing is that I managed to get a photo of that Volvo interior into the post and nobody said nothin!! You guys are either (A) tired of my fat finger mistakes (B) blind (C) drunk (E) all of the above.
Lemme fix.
(D) unaware that there would be a quiz today but awake enough now to notice you left off choice (D)!
Whelp, there ya go. Study hard kids, because you never know when a pop quiz appears in the real world.
Pop quiz? I offered a pop(Coca Cola) to a couple visiting Canada from Australia. They didn’t know what I was talking about. The refer to it as soft drinks. They couldn’t stop laughing about it.