Break The Interweb: 1995 Mitsubishi Minica Toppo

The facebreak people had some DNS related issues yesterday that lead to some downtime for its captive audience of mindless automaton baby boomers and I think I discovered the source. This Minica Toppo was too much for its antiquated servers and got caught in a maelstrom of conflicting anti-spam anti-fake-news anit-bot software that caused a divide by zero error. It makes sense because my brain wants to divide by zero when I see this thing. Find this 1995 Mitsubishi Minica Toppo offered for $13,500 in Omaha, NE via faceboom manonthemoonface. Tip from MN Munky.

From the seller:

1995 Mitsubishi minica toppo
Listed 19 weeks ago in Omaha, NE
About This Vehicle
Driven 89,000 miles
Manual transmission
Exterior color: Green · Interior color: Beige
Fuel type: Gasoline
This vehicle is paid off
Clean title
This vehicle has no significant damage or problems.

Seller’s Description

1995 Mitsubishi Minica Toppo with 20valve turbocharged, intercooled, 660cc engine mated to 5 speed manual transmission. 9,000 rpm red line . This little car is quick.
RHD ( right hand drive ) import from Japan. ( Kei class car ) Regular, free and clear Nebraska title in my name.
All maintenance is up to date. Runs and drives amazing . Top speed is only about 80mph, but it gets there quick. Factory AC that works, power windows. Front wheel drive.

No rust. Suspension is tight, steering is tight, transmission shifts as it should. Turbo spools up nice and pulls hard.
Please … absolutely no tire kickers or lookie-loos . My time is too valuable to waste. Have cash in hand to come look at it.

See a better way to drive something boxy?