Blue Hair Special: 1989 Lincoln Town Car

Sometimes in the morning when I get up, I feel old. My joints are stiff and my head is pounding for a cup of coffee — which is something that didn’t happen a decade (or so) ago. But that’s okay, because being old has its advantages. You get to say things that you felt as a younger person, but didn’t say. You get to dole out your experience to young whippersnappers and tell them how easy they have it these days. But the best part, is that you get to drive a comfortable car. No more stiff, low, sporty cars, no…we don’t need them to get to church on time on Sunday morning or to get your latest prescription filled at the pharmacy at 10am on a Tuesday…no. But what we do need is a car that drives like a 5000 lb marshmallow and has a seriously sweet throwback radiatoresque grill. Now, get off my lawn. Find this 1989 Lincoln Town Car offered for $5500 in East Windsor, CT via craigslist. Tip from Cory.

From the seller:

1989 Lincoln Town car
condition: excellent
cylinders: 8 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 127889
paint color: brown
size: full-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: sedan

Near pristine condition. Garaged. 127,000 original miles. Remote starter. CD player. Velour/fabric interior. Keyless entry. Non-smoker. CarFax report on hand.

SERIOUS buyers only please.

See a better way to drive really slowly?