A is for Abomination: 2003 Pontiac Aztek

Welcome to the kickoff for DT’s 2nd Birthday party, where we introduce the world to the Alphabet according to Daily Turismo — also known as DT’s ABCs.  

A is regrettably not for affluence, affection or alcohol, it is unfortunately for affordability, adventure and ass….as in…looks like ass.  Woe is he who inherits an Aztek from a relative, for getting rid of one is never easy.  But this is the Daily Turismo and we don’t conform to the norm, so we’re gonna give the Aztek bashing a rest and say, if you are going to go full retard, do it all the way.  Find this 2003 Pontiac Aztek offered for $6,500 in Bend, OR via craigslist.

If you are going to inflict the hideousness of the Aztek on your neighbors, then it better be the 2003-2005 only Rally Edition that included lowered front ride height, a rear wing, body colored grill and 17 inch chrome alloy wheels. Actually, the Pimp My Ride rims and overspray looking grill gives the Aztek Rally a Pep Boys parking lot custom look that might make it more objectionable than the angry appliance look of the standard cars.  For what it’s worth, Pontiac’s first SUV crossover does offer a surprising amount of usability in minivan based package, its just a shame they made it so ugly.

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This post is part of Daily Turismo’s 2nd Birthday Celebration — DT’s ABCs.

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