5k: A Clockwork Orange: 1983 Dodge Ram Van
The Stanley Kubrick directed A Clockwork Orange (1971) is a disturbing and thought-provoking film about violence and rehabilitation with a sublime classical soundtrack. The basic premise is that a psychopath commits all kinds of horrible violent crimes, is locked up and subjected to a torture/therapy and is cured…but not really cured. Anyway, the movie may be a classic, but why anyone would create a “Clockwork Orange” van (complete with a bed in the back) is completely lost on us. Find this 1983 Dodge Ram Van
custom for sale in Etowah, TN currenlty bidding on ebay for $4,051 reserve-not-met.
Run away. Run away screaming because maybe someone will hear you before cockney droogs beat and rape you. Even if the builder/seller of this car is a genuinely nice guy and is offering free candy there is no way you should ever get inside or close enough to be hit on the head with a walking stick.
And the bed in the back? Seriously? No one is going to think it is cool or romantic, they are just going to hit you with a taser and dial 911.
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Stanley Kubrik's movie was a flawed version of a partial working of the original Anthony Burgess' 1962 novel, it's as wrong as this van.
It may not be the most exciting engine in the world, but I wouldn't mind seeing a few photos of it. Ditto for the underside too, you know, those common rust prone areas ?
Nice orange shag carpet, there's a "bucket list" item, that I can check off.
cheers….Jeff
The Clockwork Orange graphic looks like a small part of the paintjob. Just delete it or cover it with something (anything) else. Then you will have a far less creepy disco van. Someting that women may not be scared of. Otherwise there will be no horrorshow groodies for you.
Hilarious………some people just "aint" right. Those super creepy bubble windows in the shape of the Chrysler..dare I say it……..faux pentagram…….are as scary and tasteless as the rest of the Ted Bundy Motel. May The Gods save us.
Eh, some people get it, some don't. Think this article was gone about the wrong way, myself.
Definitely get rid of the Clockwork Orange stuff – cover it with some huge Unicorn eating nachos while rescuing a princess or a Wizard shooting thunderbolts over airbrushed mountains.