3000 Bicycles And 10,000 Questions


I don’t know much about bicycles, but I do know something about business and this is a business opportunity. A bicycle business opportunity. The seller suggests they could be used at Burning Man, but there isn’t enough Lysol/bleach/fire on the planet to sanitize those seats after a weekend at Burning Man…so I’ll instead suggest that you start your own carbon zero freegan food delivery service…you can have the Dumpster-Dash name for free. Save the planet while you build massive thighs. Find this Collection of 3000 bicycles offered for $50each via burningface manbook.

From the seller:
Burning Man Bicycles
$50
Listed 3 days ago in Agoura Hills, CA
Details
Condition
New
Color
Green
Type
Cruiser Bike
Wheel Size
26 in.
Material
Aluminum
I have 3000 new and used beach cruisers ideal for Burning Man. If you buy in bulk I can do better deals. Any questions, just ask.

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This is what happens when you start a sentence with, “If I had a bicycle for every time I…” within earshot of a wish-granting genie.
Look like these
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lime_(transportation_company)#/media/File%3ALimeBike2.jpg
Are they electric?
LimeBike made a successful entry into my town with its bicycle rideshare model. they did not introduce any of the scooters mentioned or shown in your link. their first iteration bikes here were all entirely human powered. they did a followup with essentially similar frame design electric models. those were visually distinguishable by the green painted rack over rear wheel. that rack housed a Lime-collection-van-swappable battery. their drive system was a rear wheel hub motor and handlebar throttle control. And yes, tho very popular in my college/university/city area, they pulled everything out with the spring 2020 Covid lockdowns- never to return. i see some E-models in the Kilobike DT splash photo. Are their unmaintained batteries worth a damn? dunno. the mount point is convenient for fast swapping- useful for their business model, but is a poor location for bicycle handling dynamics. creates a high center of balance.
Gee, if I weren’t 300 miles north I’d buy two or three just to play around with. Move the batteries down by the bottom bracket, maybe put another motor on the front. Hmm.