This next classic comes from tipper Rock On who correctly points out that the Dart comes “complete with factory installed anti-theft device ( 3 on the tree!!!).” And no catalytic convertor for dirty worthless thieves to hack out and sell for scrap metal. Find this 1963 Dodge Dart offered for $5,500 in Santa Cruz, CA via craigslist.
From the seller:
1963 Dodge Dart
cylinders: 6 cylinders
paint color: blue
title status: clean
Original 2 owner California car.
3 on the tree
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