Oh GM product planners, you were such jokers back in the day. Remember when you put a giant pushrod V6 and an SS badge into every front drive econobox you sold and claimed they were sporty? Haha, you were such a joker back then, what happened? Oh. Sorry. I didn’t know you were transferred to the Cadillac naming department and now spend your days trying to figure out new and complicated alpha numeric designations for the next g-neration of sedan, but I’m excited to see the new C’NSYNC5 Blackbeard Edition when it launches. Is that a fixed roof convertible crossover sedan coupe motorcycle batwing? Cool. Find this 2006 Chevrolet Malibu SS offered for $7,950 in Sacramento, CA via craigslist.
I’m confused by this image included in the listing? What are we doing to consummate this sale? No…no…I just want to buy a blue SS, I’m not into those kind of shenanigans.
From the seller:
2006 CHEVROLET MALIBU SS
paint color: blue
title status: clean
Available Today 08/12/21 🔑 In Stock Now:
2006 CHEVY MALIBU 4D 💿”SUPER SPORT”💿
🛑 “POWER | BEAUTY | LONGEVITY”
🚗 Recent Arrival!!!
🚗 Clean Title!!!
🚗 Hard To Find!!!
🚗 Act Now!!!
★★ HELLO WORLD ★★ When you think of Traditional American Style, there is “one” Very Very Rare, but Modern “SS” that is FUN, AFFORDABLE AND SPORTY…. There is “one” “SUPER SPORT” that is easy to drive, charming and turns heads from Coast to Coast!!
It’s been said that the Chevy Malibu is as American as apple pie. In fact, Since 1964, the Chevrolet Malibu has had the longest running nameplate for midsized vehicles. So, if you believe as I do and if you believe like many car enthusiast… then believe this to also be true… Every time you get behind the wheel of a Chevy Malibu Super Sport there is a story to be told.
It’s the middle of the night…
You and your love one(s) decide to take a drive…
You get in your Beautiful Deep Dark Laser Blue SuperSport and you say….
Good evening. This is your captain speaking. It’s 3am sharp! The current temperature is a cool 62 degrees. We have a perfect crystal clear night. We will be cruising the Bay, driving thru the streets of San Francisco West Coast Style. We estimate this trip to last approximately 20 to 25 minutes. Right now, if you look up thru your moonroof you will see a slice of heaven(the stars and the moon). During this pleasure ride you will also witness some of the most breathtaking views that California has to offer. Such as the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz and Treasure Island. We do expect to be pushing off in the next 40 to 45 seconds. At this time, we ask that you Click Your Seatbelt(s), Sit back, Relax and Enjoy The Ride.
You are now ready to write your story.
Stage #1 — Equipment Check!!!
Fire up your engine… Check
Open up your power sliding moonroof… Check
Listen to the wonderful sound of that 3.9L purr… Check
Place both hands on the wheel (“9 and 3” O’clock)Rev. Position… Check
With your left hand firmly grab your leather wrapped steering wheel… Check
With your right hand gently push play on your integrated audio controls… Check
Stage #2 — Clearance Check!!!
Look Left… Check
Look Right… Check
Look Back… Check
Look Front… Check
Stage #3 — Radio Check!!!
In The Air Tonight, by Phil Collins.
Strawberry Letter 23, by Brothers Johnson
Take Me Home Country Roads, by John Denver
Drift Away, by Dobie Clay
Fly Like An Eagle, by Steve Miller Band
You are now listening to one of your all time 5 favorite songs…Check
Stage #4 — All Systems Are Go!!!
Rev up you engine!!!
Pump Up The Music!!!
You Are Ready For Launch!!!
WE HAVE TAKE OFF!!!
This is your story.
Tell your story and tell it well!!!
Notably, the 6th Gen Malibu was purposely built with GM’s Epsilon platform which offers significant space and better fuel economy. Consumers overwhelmingly agree, that the Malibu is good for the whole family👨👩👧👦. I can honestly and in good faith say that THIS IS THE ONE. Automatic tranny allows anybody to drive this Beauty! The engine is functioning properly and has no known issues. In case you were also wondering, the transmission shifts silky smooth. Trust this to be your BEST VALUE. The body has the normal small scratches and minor dings (cosmetic blemishes) you would expect on a used car. And for those dangerous inclement weather conditions it’s equipped with Fog Lights, 4-wheel ABS, Traction Control and Brakeforce Distribution. All of which is excellent during – Rain, Sleet, Snow, Hail, Mud and Especially where Stability & Safety is everything. Again, this 4 Speed Shift-able Automatic Gearbox provides swift acceleration with plenty of power for passing and merging, while attaining impressive mpg’s on the highway. Seats 5 passengers C O M F O R T A B L Y. It also has the C O V E N I E N C E of fold flat 60/40 split rear seats. What you’ve always wanted. More space plus distinctive styling makes this Chevy Malibu astonishingly perfect for hauling around your friends, family and all of your gear anywhere!!!
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