Interesting Pair: 1996 Volvo 960 Hearse and Limo

I knew a guy who was restoring an old Cadillac Hearse…and I don’t think he was quite right in the head. Aside from taking up a colossal percentage of the square footage in our co-op auto shop, with a separate body and frame from a 60s Caddy Hearse, it was just a bit too morbid for me. Of these next two cars the 960 Hearse version is perhaps more visually interesting, but the 960 limo is the winner for me. Find this 1996 Volvo 960 Hearse and Limo offered for $13,000 (each or both, it isn’t clear from the punctuation and grammar free advertisement) in Long Island, NY via craigslist. Tip from Cory.

From the seller:

1996 Volvo hearse
condition: good
cylinders: 6 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 95000
paint color: black
size: full-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: sedan
1996 Volvo 960 hearse wagon in good running order automatic right hand drive fresh import from England with 95k miles car is in New York shipping could b arrange at buyer expense all custom and epa are cleared this hearse come with 1994 Volvo limo 6 dr with 53 k miles also right hand drive in very good condition for the year cars believe to b the only one in USA both cars are at $ 13000 for more info u can call or text only! cars can b sold separate

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