Hey man, I’ve got this great idea for a movie. The hero is this mythical creature, he has wings, wears combat boots on this feet, does karate like the Karate Kid — you know, the crane and wax-on wax-off– anyway, he looks a lot like Jar Jar Binks… wait…wait..don’t walk away… I know it is hard to picture, look, just come over here, I’ve got a painting of the concept on the side of my van… hello… come back. Okay, if you don’t want to be in my movie and I already told you that all the nudity is very classy, at least buy my 1983 Chevrolet Van for $9,000 in Pittsfield, MA via craigslist.
Okay, so Jar Jar has magic powers in Pegasus form and…oh…you wanna know about the van. Oh, it’s sweet. It’s got shiny mag wheels and I’ve had it for 24 years, but look, there is this epic scene where Jar Jar figures out that he is Darth Vader’s son and stands crane style on a ledge on a blue planet…oh the van, yeah it’s got a V8 engine and automatic tranny, but Jar Jar finds the one ring of power and…hey, where ya going…don’t you wanna buy my van!?!?!?
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