10k: Coulrophobia: 1956 Ford F-100 Genki Mobile

If you have kids, this next feature will probably raise the little hairs on your arms a bit.  It is a tribute to a fictional character from an adult themed video game (Professor Genki from the Saint’s Row video game series) but looks like a combination of an ice cream truck and the infamous free candy van. Find this 1956 Ford F-100 Genki Mobile currently bidding for $7,900 here on eBay, located in Agoura Hills, CA.

Not sure what kind of a person would want to drive around in a child attracting rig like with the words “Suck It Up” on the side…probably the same kind of person who would paint his face white with a big red smile (or frown) plus giant shoes — yes.  Clowns.   But I’m terrified of clowns and the only reason I’d ever buy this car is if I could turn that t-shirt launcher into an actual cannon and rain hot lead on unsuspecting clowns.  Send in the clowns…I’ve got more ammo.

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