• Want to have fun? Buy this, take it to a Ferrari dealership for service, and become outrageously irate when the service advisor tries to turn you away. "What do you mean this isn't a REAL FERRARI?! Don't you see the emblems?! I want to speak to your manager!"

  • Guaranteed to be the one ride at Cars and Coffee…

    …that everyone pours their coffee on.

    The logo should say:


    And feature a prancing dung beetle.

    -Stan (…sigh…yeah, that Stan…)

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