Listen up ya chowdahead, if you need to get a new cah because your old one is busted, you’d bettah get that idear about buying sum high priced gahbidge from ebay outta your thick skull and head over to that list by the Craigs and get somethin killa. Like this 1982 Volkswagen Puma GTI offahed for $7995 on the North Shore of the Hub. Tip from FuelTruckah.
You should buy this cah, onna-conna it bein da most nizza lookin piece this sida thah Irish Rivierah. You’ll have the only one on the Pike with this thing and you’ll get swahmped in the pahking lot at Dunkies. Yes suh!
See anotha cah that is bettah than lobstahs on mah plate? email@example.com