I love weird stuff. Really. Bizarrods, Citroëns, and rare French cars really get me going in the morning..but NOTHING beats a good homage to the Stars…not celebrities, but Star Trek or Star Wars. And this next one is a dooooozy. Find this 1984 Jeep DJ5 Star Destroyer offered for $1000 in Houston, TX via craigslist. Tip from Jeff.
From the seller:
linders: 4 cylinders
paint color: grey
title status: missing
This old Jeep delivered the mail for the US not too long ago. Now it’s delivering photon beams to the Rebels while simultaneously delivering smiles to the faces of children. Rolls, starts, runs like crap. Bring a TRAILOR. Burns and leaks oil, leaks a little gas from fuel filler neck, original carb.
Featured in a Jalopnik news article: https://jalopnik.com/texas-geniuses-create-dorkiest-vehicle-ever-by-turning-1827541460
WILL TRADE FOR GAS SCOOTER.
No title, Bill of Sale only. Text anytime.
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