1. lars
    June 30, 2020 @ 3:13 am

    How can there be no comments yet on this post with a brilliant lyric substitution explicitly written for this specific car ad? takes me back to reading MAD magazine parody lyrics from their glory days of 1960s &70s. I salute you gentlemen! all we need now is a youtube karaoke version linked to this bronze beauty.

    • DailyTurismo
      June 30, 2020 @ 4:15 am

      My ability to create weirdalesque lyrics is inversely proportional to my ability to carry a tune. So I will let someone else sing the song and then take all the credit and money.

    • Matt C
      June 30, 2020 @ 1:34 pm

      I was left at a loss for words with the parody lyrics. Well done, whoever came up with them.

    • kaibeezy
      June 30, 2020 @ 4:49 pm

      Karaoke track right here – youtube.com/watch?v=FsUa8P-L2Ag

      Does no one have the gumption? Bonus points if sung in a vintage Corolla or any brown car.

  2. hugh crawford
    June 30, 2020 @ 3:41 am

    So I take it that *some* people can do song lyrics?


    "Many parks changed and/or replaced over the years"

    Is this like a NYC alternate side thing?

    I don't think I ever saw one of these this shiney when new, but again maybe that was because I was living on the upper east side where these were new and treated like used kleenex boxes.

  3. cc-rider
    June 30, 2020 @ 3:54 pm

    no tach, no problem

  4. Aktifspeed
    June 30, 2020 @ 4:00 pm

    Weird Al of the automotive world! Epic parody!!

  5. SebastianX1/9
    June 30, 2020 @ 9:11 pm

    It has first generation Jetta and BMW E36 qualities about its boxiness with the slanted nose. It's a good looking little thing. Beautiful color from that era.

  6. Unknown
    June 30, 2020 @ 10:01 pm

    Awesome lyrics Ms Gaynor would approve.
    Why are nice cars always so far away?

  7. Anonymous
    July 1, 2020 @ 12:35 am

    Best thing I came across on the internet today!

    Thanks for the smile.

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