• "your average country club law tool hauling duties"

    "Buffy, there are tanks on the hills to the west. Would you please go get the Carry and have it pull the LAW into position? And please top up my gin tonic while you're up."

    • The US military's gone back to the 84mm Carl Gustav, I think. Reusable tube, cheaper rounds, better against stuff that isn't Soviet armor.

      Perhaps, though, he really did mean 'law tools'.

      "Julio, haul me up a per curiam."

  • The Carl Gustaf (also known as, Gustaf Bazooka and M2CG) is an 84 mm man-portable reusable anti-tank recoilless rifle produced by Saab Bofors Dynamics (formerly Bofors Anti-Armour AB) in Sweden.

    Hm, so passenger cars, not so much, but anti-tank weapons – now there's a market!

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