1. Unknown
    April 19, 2015 @ 2:28 pm

    Nothing nice to say, except that this would make a good doghouse.

  2. Bobinott
    April 19, 2015 @ 2:33 pm

    What would be the proper past tense of "breaking bad"? Broken Bad maybe, which this thing certainly is? If it fits……

  3. BarbaraPaddles
    April 19, 2015 @ 4:19 pm

    This just may be the famous 'Lobotomobile:' "Following his development of the icepick lobotomy, Freeman began traveling across the country visiting mental institutions in his personal van, which he called the "lobotomobile."[10]

    • Bobinott
      April 19, 2015 @ 6:55 pm

      Oh my gawd….. I REALLY wish I had not read that Wiki article. I thought you were joking!

    • Unknown
      April 19, 2015 @ 7:26 pm

      Yep. You can't unread it now.

    • mrkwong
      April 19, 2015 @ 9:03 pm

      I wonder if LBTOMBL or some similar permutation is available as a California personalized plate.

      The fan site says the Clark versions were powered by a Dodge slant-six driving some flavor of manual FWD transaxle, later ownership of the company produced a model with a Toronado powertrain.

      There's a part of me thinking that there's a rolled TDI V10 Touareg out there somewhere that needs to be introduced to this chassis. I'd love to have the kind of time and money to deal with that, but if I did I might think I'm better off spending that cash on a Cessna 210…

  4. Anthony B
    April 19, 2015 @ 7:35 pm

    Wow, that was a rabbit hole I wish I hadn't entered…

  5. Hunsbloger
    April 19, 2015 @ 10:36 pm

    We're used to wondering what that bottom looks like, this is one where a bird's eye view of the 'needs some roof work' would be really handy.

  6. Unknown
    April 19, 2015 @ 10:44 pm

    It must be bad… no pics of the guts of this thing make me think it's just a shell. But oh the possibilities.. I do like the toureg idea though.

  7. Unknown
    April 19, 2015 @ 10:47 pm

    It must be bad… no pics of the guts of this thing make me think it's just a shell. But oh the possibilities.. I do like the toureg idea though.

    • mrkwong
      April 20, 2015 @ 1:18 am

      I was at a stoplight today next to a Porsche Cayenne.

      I glanced to my left and noticed a script badge on the fender.


      Oh Good Lord.

      As far as I'm concerned, the only diesel Pooch is the VW TDI-powered 911 that runs Lemons.

    • Bobinott
      April 20, 2015 @ 3:44 am

      Yep, Porsche Diesel Trucks. Clearly profit is the only goal. I guess the end is indeed nigh….

  8. Anonymous
    April 20, 2015 @ 8:05 pm

    Scary looking. As these are all steel, the rust worm issues scare me since there are not replacement panels available. The fiberglassing of large roof sections and the leading edge as well as the rain gutters on the sides are downright terrifying!

  9. Anonymous
    April 20, 2015 @ 8:06 pm

    Manufacturing Line cortezcoach.com/files/cache/56f8f0734d682b56b931f4d10ada4598_f84.jpg

  10. Anonymous
    April 21, 2015 @ 12:03 am

    OMG that is a terrible rabbit hole…I never knew about Rosemary Kennedy. Feeling a little ill.

    You could start a museum of horrible vans…this one, Kevorkians', Buffalo Bill's. etc.


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